- Qwark's bouncer: “Hey, hey, hey, press conference is over! Captain Qwark don't want no more reporters bugging him in his trailer!”
- Ratchet: “Oh, you see, my friend and I need to speak to the captain about a matter of galactic security.”
- ―You mean you and your walking camera? You paparazzis make me sick. Now beat it!
Qwark's bouncer was a bodyguard with the unfortunate task of keeping guard of Qwark and his trailer. He was large, muscular, and wore a black jersey with a skull design. The bouncer had a strong dislike for Qwark due to the low wage he earned for his services. He apparently made only six bolts an hour and was forced to listen to Qwark's worthless lectures.
Ratchet and Clank met the bouncer in Blackwater City when they sought Qwark's assistance in the fight against Drek. The bouncer completely ignored their claims and accused them of being typical money-grabbing paparazzi. Since he only earned 6 bolts an hour working for Qwark he demanded 4,000 bolts in exchange for the opportunity to see Qwark. The duo paid this and they met the Captain.
Behind the scenes
- He was voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson who also voiced antagonist, Drek