|“||We shall miss you, oh malevolent one!||”|
— Writing on a plaque for Osiris the Malevolent's statue., ACiT
Osiris the Malevolent also known as King of the War Groks was a famous Agorian Battleplex gladiator born in the Vernal Equinox in the year of the Slorg Rat, and won his first arena battle at age six. He got his nickname for killing, taming and insulting 70 War Groks. At some point he got married; however, after Ivan the Beautiful got a love letter from his wife, he decided to prove that beauty is only skin deep to Ivan the Beautiful…with a seven-foot skewering sword. Turns out he was right…it's pretty disgusting in there. He continued killing, taming and insulting War Groks until the year of the War Grok, where ironically he was decapitated by a War Grok in a duel.
- Osiris is also the Egyptian God of Death.
- A statue of him is in the Battleplex lobby with a description of his gladiator career.
- He is mentioned in the description of Ivan the Beautiful on his statue, who was killed by Osiris with a seven-foot skewering sword after Osiris' wife sent a love letter to Ivan.
- He is mentioned in Captain Slag's charity for decapitated villains, along with Lord Vorselon and Slag himself on Pirate radio.