- “ A family that slays together stays together. ”
- ―Mrs. Zurkon [ItN]
Mrs. Zurkon was Mr. Zurkon's wife and Zurkon Jr.'s mother. She was a Synthenoid. She is summoned when Mr. Zurkon is upgraded to V3. Armed with a built in blaster, she wore pearls around her neck and was larger than her son and husband.
Mrs. Zurkon attended a Pilates class.