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Ivan the Beautiful was an Agorian gladiator in the Battleplex. He was best known for his stunning appearance, excellent dance skills and fasion sense, making some of his foes refuse to fight him. One day, Osiris' wife sent Ivan a love letter. In revenge, Osiris the Malevolent showed Ivan the Beautiful that beauty is only skin deep…with a seven-foot skewering sword. Turns out Osiris was right…it's pretty disgusting in there.
- A statue of Ivan is located in the Battleplex lobby, with a description of his career.
- The Raritanium Cup is shaped like Ivan.