- “ I am Biographical Analysis Robot Neo Eight Yellow. ”
- ―Biographical Analysis Robot Neo Eight Yellow [SAC]
After Klunk payed Qwark to write his autobiography, B.A.R.N.E.Y. was sent to apparently trail Qwark and write the biography out; however, his actual mission was to use Qwark to track Clank for Klunk. He pretended to write Qwark's biography during the game, and at the end he revealed the entire plot to Qwark after Klunk was defeated; however, before he could attack Qwark he was destroyed by Clank with a single shot from his Tie-A-Rang.
B.A.R.N.E.Y., much like Clank and Klunk, was able to transform very quickly into an Ultra-Mech. Concept art revealed that in his Ultra-Mech he possessed a cannon on his right arm, a saw blade on his left arm, and two cannons that came out the top of his back. Qwark believed that he stood no chance against Giant B.A.R.N.E.Y..; however, he was dispatched with one shot from Clank's Tie-A-Rang.
- Secret Agent Clank (first appearance)